Pati Patni Chutkule | Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

Pati Patni #Chutkule | Husband Wife #Jokes in Hindi

Wife Taare Dekh Rahi Thi Achanak Apne Husband Se Boli
Wife - Batao Wo Kaun See Cheez Hai Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte
Husband - Main Nahi Bataunga
Wife - Bolo Na Please
Husband - Tumhara Munh

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi | Pati Patni jokes Chutkule

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi | Pati Patni jokes Chutkule
Pati Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe The Achaanak Patni Ne Pooccha
Patni - Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Zyada Der Tak Kyun Nahi Karte ?
Pati - Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na Tu Apni Bahen Se To Puchh Ke Dekh.

Patni Ne 1 Nayee Transparent Bra Kharidi Aur Pahan Ke Apne Pati Ke Samne Khadi Ho Gayi

Pati - Janu... Isme To Tum Bahut Hi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho

Patni -  Sharmate Hue - Pata Hai Salesman Bhi Yehi Keh Raha Tha.

Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai

Dulha - Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi ?

Dulhan - Nahi Jaanu Kabhi Nahi  Kiya Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai.

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Munh Dikhaai Ke 25,000 Rupye Diye

Dulhan Itne Saare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli

Dulhan - Suno Ji Poora Khandaan CH0DEGA Kyaa ?

School Mein Bachche Ke Papa Ne Teacher Se Kaha

Papa - Madam Ji Thodi Koshish Aap Karo Thodi Hum Karte Hain

Bachcha To NIKAL HI JAAYEGA.

Pati Apni Patni Se Bola

Husband -  Kaash Hamare Ladki Ki Jagah Ladka Ho Jaata

Wife - Chhodo Jee - Agar Main Tumhaare Bharose Rehti To Kuchh Bhi Na Hota.

Court Mein Divorce Ke Waqt

Pati - Judge Sahab Main Apni Biwi Se Khush Nahin Hoon

Patni - Haramkhor Saara Mohalla To Khush Hai Tu Kahaan Ka Nawaab Hai.

Patni Bahut Dino Baad Maayke Jaa Rahi Thi

Pati - Kuchh Chahiye To Bolo

Patni -  Apna La-nd Kaat Kar Dedo Mazaa Bhi Aata Rahega Or Aap Par Shak Bhi Nai Hoga.

Sex Ke Samay Patni Savita Ne Apne Pati Ke Upar Susu Kar Diya

Pati - Darling Ye Kya Kiya

Patni Savita - Tum Jis Jheel Ke Sapne Dekhte Ho Ye Usi Jheel Ka Paani Hai.

Pati Apni Patni Se Bola

Pati - Kya Program Hai

Patni - Munaa So Jaaye Phir Karna Jo Karna Hai.

Pati Ne Thodi Der Baad Poochha Munna Soya Kya

Patni - Nahin Ab Tak Nahin

Pati Ne Phir Thodi Der Baad Poochha Soya Kia?

Bachcha Ye Sab Sun Raha Tha Achanak Bola

Munna - Jiski Maa CHVDNE Wali Ho Use Neend Kaise Aa Sakti Hai.

Patni Apne Pati Se Boli

Patni - Suno Ji Aaj Jab Main Apni Bra Utaar Rahi Thi Tab Ek Ladka Mujhe Dekh Raha Tha

Pati - Phir... Tumne Kya Kiya ?

Patni - Maine Sharmaate Hue Bra Se Apna Munh Chhupa Liya.

Husband Wife Se Gusse Se Poochhta Hai

Husband - Aaj Faisala Ho Ke Rahega Bata Kis-Kis Ke Saath Soti Hai ?

Wife - Qasam Se Sirf Aap Ke Saath Hi Soti Hoon Baqi Log Sone Kahan Dete Hein.

Pati Patni Sath Me Jaa Rahe The Ek Ladki Ne Hello Kiya To Patni Ne Gusse Se Poochha

Patni -  Kon Thi Ye ?

Pati -  Tum Please Mera Dimaag Mat Kharab Karo Ab Kal Usko Bhi Yahi Jawab

Dena Hai Ki Tum Kaun Ho.

Hindi Marriage and Pati Patni Jokes Chutkule

Hindi Marriage and Pati Patni Jokes Chutkule

हिन्दी चुटकुले

Funny husband Wife Hindi Joke
Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kya tumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahin rehta?
Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan.

Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se jaenge aur car main chalaungi.
Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge akhbaar main.


Pati patni College Joke
     Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai?
    Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi.


Pati patni Sms Joke
Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho.
Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho.


Funny Pati patni Joke
Pati:-main jeevan main aaj jo kuch bhi bana hoon,apne aap bana hoon.
Patni:-lo, main aaj tak bekar hi bhagwaan ko kosti rahi.


Pati patni Sms
Patni:-kyon jab main moti hojaaungi,tab bhi tum mujhe aise hi pyaar karoge?
Pati:-bilkul nahin, maine sirf such dukh main saath dene ka vaada kiya tha.


Pati Patni Joke
patni : suno ji, bus me aapko logo neitna kyon mara?
pati : Are mera ek photo bus main ek aurt ke pair ke niche gir gaya tha aur mene kaha
madam zara saree uper kijiye photo lena hai….

Hindi Joke about Husband Wife
Pati:-aaj main sabha pati banunga.
Patni:-khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane.


Pati patni Hindi Joke
pati: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan kahin chhupa kar rakh do, padosi aa rahe hain.
patni: Kyonji ! kya Aapke dost chura lenge?
pati: are Nahin, who apna saaman pehchaan lenge.


Hindi Husband Wife Joke
patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon!
pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon


Cute wife joke
     patni: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?”
pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”


Funny husband Wife Sms
Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.


Funny Cute wife sms Joke
Pati :- main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu.
Patni:-chalo phir bank account se start karte hain.


Funny Wife Sms
Pati:-mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega.
Patni:- tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon.


Husbands joke on marriage
Patni:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi.
Pati:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga.


Funny relationship Hindi Joke
Patni:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi.
Pati:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga.


Husband wife joke
Pati:-mani abhi saree ka fanda banakar faansi laga loonga.
Patni:-kya gajab karte ho,nai saree hai.


Funny teasing joke
Pati:-jab bhi main is talwaar ko dekhta hoon to mujhe ladai per jaane ka mann karta hai.
Patni:-to phir jaate kyon nahin?
Pati:-phir unki tooti hui taang yaad aa jaati hai.


Husband wife joke in Hindi
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha,
Wife – kesa lag raha he ji?
Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.


Pati Patni Hindi Joke
Ek makeup sacheton lady ne mritu kaal par uski pati se daka.
Pati:bolo tumhara antim issa keya hai?
Patni:mere marne ke bad meri sundar tasbir akhbar pe chapne par mere age math  likhna.
Pati:kiun?
Patni:kiun ki log ye jan jayega ke meine budhi ho gaya tha.

Marriage Joke Hindi
Husband:  Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey na ?

Husband:  Pagal ka kya hai, o kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Cat and Wife Joke
Santa banta  Se Puchha Ki-Tum agli  Janam Me Kya Ban’na chaho gi?

banta-” A Billi”
Why?

Because  Meri Wife Sirf billi Se Hi Darti Hai

Marriage Joke in Hindi
kya larki thi...
Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.

Bibi: Akeli he aai hogi?

Shohar: Tumko kese pata:

Bibi: Uska husband mere khuab main
tha.

Marriage Joke
Pyar b ajab shay he

Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat
Baap se payar hota hai  to Muqadas
Bhai se payar hota hai  to Aqidat
Didi  se payar hota hai ho to Farz
&
Wife  se payar  hota hai  to
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM H     hain

Husband and Wife
Wife:  Ma bachunga nahi  Marr jaongi...

Husband   : Mein bhi Marr jaon ga!

Wife :  Mein to Bimaar hoon isleya marr jaungi  tum kyon maro gaey ?

Husband :  Mein itni Khushi Bardasht nahi kar sakta !

Marriage
Beta papa ko pucha: papa sadi kana ma kitna  kharch hota hai
Papa na bola : mujee pata nahi hay beta !
May abibhi  uska lia pay karta hoo .


Hindi Marriage Joke
Shaadi karne ki baad aur shaadi karne ki aage

1. tumhare baat kokil ki tarah hai.
dhat,kan ki kach me ghanor ghanor nahi karna

2. biswas karo, meine tumko bina nahi reh parunga.
har baat me tum tumhari bap ki baari jane ke baat nahi karna, jao na tumko koun rokha hai?

3. tumko liee maine hajar saal bachna parunga.
uff, tumhare sansar mein mere jiban ekbare biss ho gaya.
 
Aapko dhund raha hai

4. future ki baat soch kar ek  moment par aap crore paysa kharcha kar sakti hai.
Aapko dhund raha hai Political dall ne(Aapko election par khare karne ke liee).

5. onle ek abul biri ke liee aap ek aadmi ki hatma kar sakti hai.
Aapko dhund raha hai RAB(dunia ki narak dekhne ke liee).

6. aapki do haat mein kharach karna paroge?
Aapko dhund raha hai ladkione.

7. keyaa aap ek palak par jo vi opokarm karna parte hai?
Aapko dhund raha hai Police force.

Hindi Husband and Wife Marriage Joke
Bibi:kyeaa hua tumko aj bohot khus najar a raha hai?
Pappu:nahi kuch nahi. Tum bahar ja rahe ho iss lyee
Bibi: uss lyee tumhare khus hone se kyeaa irada hai.
Pappu: meri ek dawat hai meine vi uha jaunga. Tum agar bahar jaoge tab maine bahar jane parunga na!!!

Funny Wife Joke
Bibi:jiban par maine koi punno kia tha us liee tumhare tarah pati mila.
Swami:aur mere liee wo paap ki sasti hai

Hilarious Husband and Wife
Pati:kaha ja rahe ho?

Patni: Jahannam par.

Pati: Thank you,jao.

Funny Pati and Patni
Pati:mehman ko khana dia magar chamach kiu nahi dia?

Patni:voi paa karke.

Pati:kasko voi pa kar.

Patni:usko chamach hai ye jodi samajh jayee iss lyee.

Funny Hindi Pati Patni Joke
Patni:tumhare paas koi arman pesh kar gaya to tum bola paysa nahi hai.

Pati:keyaa nahi di tumko? To jo tumko dena parega uski paas jao na.

Pati Patni Joke
Patni:meine Babaki ghar mein kitni sukhi tha,tumare ghar a kar meri jiban ses ho gaya.

Pati: keyaa hua?

Patni:keyaa nahi hua? Tumhre pas meine ek diamond ki neckless chaha magar tumhare iss month par pocket khali…

Funny Husband and Wife Marriage Joke
Ek din ek busstand me vul kar yatri log gaitlok samajh kar
Local gari me uth gaya, gari to rukh rukh kar jata hay
Yatri:keya hua bhai gari to rukh rukh kar jata hay kiu?
Helper: yeh to local hai..
Yatri: local aur gatelock yeh to tum log dega us lie yatri log samassa mein parega kiun?

Funny Joke in Hindi
Swami: basar rat mein uski wife ko 100 rs. De kar sorry bola, mujhe bhul ho gaye, sab samay deta hu to habit ho gaya.
Patni: tum to mujhko rupee de rahe ho, mein to mere cousin ko free dia.

Hindi Husband and Wife Joke
Husband ek rat kagaj mein likh kar rakha 7 am par mujhe jara dak dena
Wife woh dekh kar likha: already 7am. Baj gaya.

Pati Aur Patni Ke Mast Chutkule or Jokes

Pati Aur Patni Ke Mast Chutkule or Jokes

Ek Ladki apne Boy Friend ke sath Ghoom Rahi thi...
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Itne main us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske Boy Friend Ko Maarne laga..
Ladki - Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi Ghumaata nahi hai,
Aur dusro
ki biwi Gumaane le aata hai...
-
(itne me Boy Friend josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
Ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko Ghumaane deta hai...

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Pati : Darling aaj sunday hai to soch raha hu ki thoda Enjoy kiya jae...
Patni : Achhha Idea hai
Pati : PVR main mast Movie chal rahi hai, isliye main evening show ke 3 Ticket laya hu...
Patni : 3 kis liye ?
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Pati : Tumhare liye aur Tumhare Mammy Papa ke liye....

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Purani Kahawat hai...
Sote Waqt koi Tension Le kar nahi Sona chahiye
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Fir Bhi
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Pata Nahi
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Log apne sath Wife (Patni) ko Lekar kyu sote hain

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Wife : tumne mujhe shadi se pehle qu nhi btaya ki tumhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife hai...
Hussband : mene shadi se phle btaya to tha k me tumhe RANI ki tarah rakhunga.

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Patni : Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Pati : Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga

Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

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Patni ne Pati se poocha - Agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Pati ne javab diya, main advertise dunga ki jahan bhi raho khush raho…

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Wife: Aaj Main TOWEL mein thi aur
Sasur ji aa gaye
Husband : Fir tumne kya kiya??
wife : Jo rozana karti hu,
TOWEL ko khol ke GHUNGHAT BaNa
LIYA,

kuch sanskar mujhme bhi hain na...

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Bhikhari ne Awaaz lagayi - Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai - Biwi ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari - Chumma nahi maanga saale, Roti
to tu bhi de sakta hai...

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Wife - "Mujhe Lagta Hai Aap Ka
"Ankita" Ke Sath Najayaz Sambandh
Hai"
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Husband Hairani Se - "Ye Tum Kaise Keh Sakti Ho" ?
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Wife - "Kal Jab Uske Husband Mujhe Milne Aaye To
Us Ne App Ka Underwear Pehan Rakha Tha"

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Pati Ka Saxx Karne Ka Mood Tha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Market Se Condom Le Aya.. Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha.
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Patni : Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?
Husband : 10 Rupe Ka
Patni : Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main 7th Class Mein Thi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate The

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Pati Gaana Gaa Raha tha - Main Duniya Hila
dunga Teri Chahat main..
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Patni - Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila
nahi pate ho, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge...

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Class Main Bahut Shor Ho Raha Tha, Aur Koi Teacher Bhi Nahi Tha..
Shor Ko Sunte Hue Principal Class Main Aayi Aur Gusse Se Boli
Principal - "Kis Ka Period Chal Raha Hai"
Aur Sharmate Hue 6 Ladkiya Khadi Ho Gayi..

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Patni - Asa lagta hai ki Samne wale ghar main Pati aur patni ke bich Ladai ho rahi hai...
App ek bar jakar dekho na...
Pati - Main 1-2 bar gaya tha... Sayad ye usi ka Natiza hai..

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Wife - Kuch Saal Pahle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki jaisa tha..
Husband - Are wo to Abhi bhi hai..
Wife - sach??
Husband - Pahle Bottle 300ML ki thi aur
Ab
2-Litre ki hai...

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Bimar patni ne apne Pati se kaha
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Patni - Ab main nahi bachungi.. Mar jaaungi...
Pati - Main bhi Mar jaaunga
Patni - Are Mein to Bimaar hoon isleye mar jaungi.. tum kyon marogay..
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Pati - yar Main itni Khushi Bardasht nahi kar paunga isliey

Husband Wife Chutkule Jokes in Hindi

Husband Wife Chutkule Jokes in Hindi

पति से दूर जाने के एक महीने बाद पत्नी ने अपने
पति को यह एमएमएस (SMS) किया:



याद आती है तेरी जागते-सोते,
दिन कटते हैं तेरी खातिर रोते-रोते,
काश! तुम मेरे साथ यहां होते,
कम से कम मेरे कुछ कपडे तो धोते.

Short Funny Hindi Jokes | Chutkule in Hindi Font

Short Funny Hindi Jokes | Chutkule in Hindi Font
पति-पत्नी के मजेदार किस्से

संता: तू अगले जनम में क्या बनना चाहता है ?
बंता: मैं अगले जनम में चूहा बनना चाहता हूं.
संता: क्यों !
बंता: क्योंकि मेरी बीवी इस दुनिया में केवल चूहों से ही डरती है.

Best Funny Shayari for Husband Wife

Best Funny Shayari for Husband Wife

Sooraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka Saath De;
Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath De;
Pyaar Woh Jo Zindagi Bhar Saath De;
Aur Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De!

Pati aur Patni ke Latest Chutkule in Hindi हिन्दी चुटकुले

Pati Aur Patni Ke Latest Chutkule

 हिन्दी चुटकुले

 Ek Ladki apne Boy Friend ke sath Ghoom Rahi thi...

-

Itne main us ka

husband aa gaya aur uske Boy Friend Ko Maarne

laga..

Ladki - Maar saale Ko

Apni biwi Ghumaata nahi hai,

Aur dusro

ki biwi Gumaane le aata hai...

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(itne me Boy Friend josh me

husband ko marne laga)

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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud

Ghumaane le jata hai,

na kisi aur ko Ghumaane deta hai..

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Wife : tumne mujhe shadi se pehle qu nhi btaya ki

tumhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife hai...

Hussband : mene shadi se phle btaya to tha k me

tumhe RANI ki tarah rakhunga.

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Patni : Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi

Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi

Pati : Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga

Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

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Patni ne Pati se poocha - Agar main kho gayi to tum

kya karoge?

Pati ne javab diya , main advertise dunga ki jahan bhi

raho khush raho…

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Shadi Se Pehle Aur Shadi Ke Baad | Funny Marriage SMS in Hindi | Funny Shadi SMS 140 Characters

Shadi Ke Baad Funny SMS | Funny Marriage SMS in Hindi | Funny Shadi SMS 140 Characters

Shadi Se Pehle Aur Shadi Ke Baad

Shadi Se Pehle: Maine Pyar Kiya

Shadi Ke Baad: Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya

Shadi Se Pehle: Chandramukhi

Shadi Ke Baad: Jawaalamukhi :P

Married Life Jokes in Hindi | Funny Pati Patni Jokes SMS in Hindi

Married Life Jokes in Hindi | Funny Pati Patni SMS in Hindi

Pinku:Tumhe Pta Hai, Meri Wife Hamesha Mera Hukam Maanti Hai!

Main Kehta Hoon, Garam Pani Leke Aao, Toh Wo Jhatt Se Le Aati Hai.

Rinku:Garam Pani Kiss Liye?

Pinku: Arre Yar Garam Pani Se Bartan Ache Dhulte Hain!

Ghar Late Aane Ka Bahana Funny SMS in Hindi | Funny Jokes in Hindi

Ghar Late Aane Ka Bahana Funny SMS in Hindi | Funny Jokes in Hindi

Pinku: Mummy Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai,

Koi Kahani Sunao Plz..

Mummy: Thodi De Ruk Ja, Tere Dad Ghar Late Aane

Ki  Jo Kahani Sunayege, Tu Bhi Sun Lenaa!

Shadi Ke Baad Funny SMS in Hindi | Premi Premika Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

Shadi Ke Baad Funny SMS in Hindi | Premi Premika Funny SMS Jokes in Hindi

Premika: Main Shadi Ke Baad Tumhare Sare Dukh Baant Lu Gi!

Premi: Lekin Mujhe Koi Dukh Nahi Hai

Premika: Main Shadi Ke Baad Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hoon!

Girlfriend Ki Shadi Funny Joke SMS in Hindi | Funny Shadi Chutkule in Hindi

Girlfriend Ki Shadi Funny Joke SMS in Hindi | Funny Shadi Chutkule in Hindi

Shadi Mein Dulhan Ko Ghoonghat Mein Kyon Rakha Jata Hai?

Nahi Pata?

Socho Toh?

Arree, Taa Ke Kisi Ke Muh Se Yeh Na Nikal Jaaye..

Ke Yeh Toh Meri Girlfriend Thi! :D

Husband Wife Short Funny Joke in English | Funny Wife SMS 140 Words

Husband Wife Short Funny Joke in English | Funny Wife SMS 140 Words

Wife To Husband: You Are Looking Fat?

Husband: Darling You Are Also Looking Fat.

Wife: But I Hunny, I M A Mother To Be.

Husband: I M Also A Father To Be…Lol

Shadi Ke Baad Funny SMS in Hindi | Funny Marriage SMS in Hindi

Shadi Ke Baad Funny SMS in Hindi | Funny Marriage SMS in Hindi

Shadi Ke Baad Bedroom Kaise Mehakta Hai..

1 Se 6 Maheene Tak..

Perfume..Flowers..

1 Se 3 Saal Tak..

Baby Powder, Cream, Baby Oil..

10 Se 14 Saal Tak..

                                                             Vicks, Moov, Jhandu Balm

Funny Husband Jokes in Hindi | Short Funny Pati Patni Chutkule

Kaam Wali Aur Husband Funny SMS in Hindi | Funny Husband Jokes in Hindi | Short Funny Pati Patni Chutkule

Wife To Husband: Dekho Ji Mujje Kaam Karte Huye Kiss Viss Na Kiya Karo!

Kaam Wali: Madam Ache Se Samjhao, Main Toh Samjha Samjha Kar Haar Chuki Hoon!

jokes in hindi | Latest Hindi Jokes| Funny Jokes| चुटकुले

jokes in hindi, Latest Hindi Jokes, Funny Jokes, चुटकुले

 आखिर बीवी क्या है

 फौजी: सारे दुश्मन हम से डरते हैं और हम बीवी से।

मोची: मैं जूतों की मरम्मत करता हूँ और बीवी मेरी।

टीचर: मैं कॉलेज में लैक्चर देता हूँ और घर में बीवी से सुनता हूँ।

ऑफिसर: मैं ऑफिस में बॉस हूँ और घर में बीवी का नौकर।

जज: मैं कोर्ट में फैसला सुनाता हूँ और घर में इंसाफ के लिए तरसता हूँ।

दुकानदार: मैं दुनिया को बनाता हूँ फिर घर में पत्नी मुझे बनाती है।

डॉक्टर: मैं दुनिया को ठीक करता हूँ और घर में बीवी मुझे ठीक करती है।

फेसबुकिया: मैं दुनिया को पकाता हूँ और घर में बीवी मुझे पकाती है।

अकाउंटेंट: मैं दुनिया का हिसाब रखता हूँ और बीवी मेरा हिसाब बराबर करती है।

फैसला आपके हाथ में है... कुंवारे रहो खुश रहो।

जो शादी कर चुके हैं वो कुछ नहीं कर सकते।

Husband Wife Jokes

Sir: Which is the most dangerous alphabet?
    Sharma: Ji, ‘W’.

    Becouse all “Worries” start from W.
    Top Examples:
    Who.
    What.
    Why.
    When
    Whom.
    Where.
    War.
    Wine.
    Whisky.
    Woman.

    And finally…
    Wife (Worries Invited For Ever.)

Husband wife jokes Hindi

patni- janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry mai 10 crore jita hai
pati -darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer k?
patni- jo bhi dalna hai dalo,aur dafa ho jao yaha se

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

ek ghar mai pati patni k hasne ki bahut jyada awaz aa rahi thi
sare padosi unki khushhali ka raj janne k liye unk ghar gye.
pati ne padosiyo ko btaya ki bahut assan hai...
hmare yaha meri bivi mujhe belan,chimta phek kr marti hai,
agar mujhe lag jata hai to woh hasti hai nhi to mai hasta hu