Tum door sahi majboor sahi

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
Par yaad tumhari aati hai.
Jab saans wahan par leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

Funny majak shayari in hindi

Ghantu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota,
Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Ghantu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada Roshni Mein Neend Nahi Aati…

I am so sweet funny shayar

Actually, Basically, Biologically, Technically, Chemically, Physically, Mentally, Mathematically, Electrically, Normally, Mechanically & Finally I am So Sweet

Funny shayari girlfriend se shadi

Dhadkan dil ki ruk jati hai, Sanse aksar tham jati hai, Bahut buri halat hoti hai yaaro, Jab Girlfriend se shadi karne ki naubat aati hai..

Bill Gates and Windows Funny SMS Jokes, Computer SMS

Bill Gates and Windows Funny SMS #Jokes, Computer SMS

Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates ko letter likhta hai
Sir, Mujhe kuch sawal poochne hai
1. Keyboard ke letters sahi jagah nahi hai,
Keyboard ka sahi Version kab ayega..??
2. Windows Main START ka button hai, STOP ka nahi!!
3. Hum Ms-Word use karte hain,
Mr-Word kab Release hoga..??
4. Keyboard main ANY KEY ka button
Nahi to computer kyun maangta hai..??
Aakhir main ek zati Sawal
5. Aap ka naam GATES hai to aap
WINDOWS kyun banate hai..??

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Tumhe kya pata ke gum kya hai,
Tumhe kya pata gum kise kehte hain,
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hain,
Kyonki…
Tumne to hamesha THOOK se hi envelop chipkaya hai.

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Maha Bakwaas Ghatiya Poetry Shayari

Maha Bakwaas Ghatiya Poetry Shayari

Baithe Baithe Kamre Main Kar Rahi Thi Press
Teri Yaad Aayi To Jal Gayi Dress…………..!

 Bakwaas Shayari ka Saudagar

Mari Janeman Kya Bataoon,
Kaise Sitam Dhaati Hai
Sapney Mein Bhi Kambakht,
Apney Baap Ko Leke Aati Hai

Funny Stupid Shayari in Hindi | Bakwas Shayari

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Ja Rahe hum marne aj man udas hai

Yaad nai kiya usne jiski muje aas hai Muje

Bhul Gye wo jo sabse khas hai . . . . .
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Chalo ab msg kro upar likha sab bakwaas hai!

Bakwas Shayari | Arz Kiya Hai kuch nayi kuch purani

arz kiya hai

(1) mein yanha tum kanha .....mein yanha tum kanha..
life boy hai janha tandurusti hai wanha........life boy.....

(2) bana ke tajmahal shanjanha ne kuch u soca hoga ????
pucho to sahin kya soca hoga.............
or kya ....yaar kharca bahut ho gaya.

(3) janaja jab niklega tera e dost meri gali se hokar.......
khidki mein se jakh kar kahunga..............mar gaya saleinnnnnnnnnnnnn

(4) dur se dekha to ek admi danda pakad kar khada tha
pass gaya to muzhe maar diya

(5) dur se dekha to barish ho ranhi thi...........
pass gaya to bhig gaya

(6) dur se dekha to sher khada tha .......
pass tera baap jayega kya...........

meine nahin likhi hai sab agar pasand aaye to congrates muzhe kahiye ga aur agar gussa aaye to likhne wale writer ko pakar kar meri taraf se bhi do tin ....................

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 Koi Gham Nahi Magar Dil Udas Hai
Tujh Se Koi Rishta Nahi Phir Bhi Ek Aas Hai
Kehne Ko Bohut Apnay Magar Tu Ek Khas Hai
Zyada Emotional Na Hona Uper Sub Bakwa Hai:D

Nonsense Shayari, Absurd faltoo Bakwas Sher Sayari

Mehfil-e-Timepass
Teer se na maaro,
patthar se maar do
Bas ek tamanna hai
muskuraakar aankh maar do!

Zamaaney se chupakar,
teri tasveer bathroom mein laga rakhi hai,
Har ghadi deedar ho tera
isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

Mari Janeman kya bataoon,
kaise sitam dhaati hai
Sapney mein bhi kambakht,
apney baap ko leke aati hai

Funny Comedy Sms in Hindi | Aaj ki Generation

#Funny #Comedy Sms in Hindi | Aaj ki Generation 

Girl: पापा एक Important बात थी
Father:बोलो
Girl: मैं एक लड़के से प्यार करती हूँ
पर बो America मे रहता हैं
* website में हमारी जान पहचान हुई
* Facebook में दोस्ती हुई
*Skype में उसने मुझे propose किया
* Whatsapp में हम लोग दो महीने से प्यार कर रहें हैं
Father : really
तो अब
* Twitter में शादी करो
* Make my trip में हनीमून करो
* Flip kart से बच्चा मंगवालो
* Gmail में receive करलो
Last में
* अगर Husband अच्छा न लगे तो Olx में sell कर दो

Hindi Funny Message Shayari SmS in hindi

Hindi #Funny Message

patte gir sakte hai ped nahi,
suraj doob sakta hai aasman nahi,
dharti sukh sakti hai dariya nahi,
duniya sudhar sakti hai par aap jaisa langoor nahi

funny shayari in hindi 140 words

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ikraar, phir intezaar, phir takraar,
phir darar, sari mehnat ho gayi bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.

Verry funny shayari on exam results

funny shayari on exam results

Kaash koi exam ke Result ka insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.
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 dusra Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
Pachas No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushkil.
Teesra Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
tees number Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatam.
Chautha Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.

Funny Shayari on Exam Time

Funny Student Shayari On Exams

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai

Funny Hindi Anniversary Sms

Funny Hindi Anniversary Sms
Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai
So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke
Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue
Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!

Funny #Shayari on Machar

Funny #Shayari on Machar

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha aankhoon mein khoon tha,
uthaya use masal dene ke liye par khayal aaya,
kambakht mein bhi aakhir apna hi to khoon tha.

Funny Jokes On Friend in hindi

Funny #Jokes On Friend in hindi

Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne,
Meri Zindagi Par ek Ehsaan Kar Diya,
Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupya Tha,
Le wo Bhi ab maine Tere Naam Kar Diya.

Hindi Funny SMS Shayari in hindi

 Hindi Funny SMS #Shayari
Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab,
Hogi Sachi Dosti To Aayega Jawab,
Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udhaas,
Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahe Hai Janab.