Pati Aur Patni Ke Mast Majedar Chutkule or Jokes Hindi Main

Latest Chutkule hi Chutkule - Pati Aur Patni Ke Mast Majedar Chutkule or Jokes Hindi Main

Ek Ladki apne Boy Friend ke sath Ghoom Rahi thi...
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Itne main us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske Boy Friend Ko Maarne laga..
Ladki - Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi Ghumaata nahi hai,
Aur dusro
ki biwi Gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me Boy Friend josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
Ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko Ghumaane deta hai...

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Pati : Darling aaj sunday hai to soch raha hu ki thoda Enjoy kiya jae...
Patni : Achhha Idea hai
Pati : PVR main mast Movie chal rahi hai, isliye main evening show ke 3 Ticket laya hu...
Patni : 3 kis liye ?
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Pati : Tumhare liye aur Tumhare Mammy Papa ke liye....

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Purani Kahawat hai...
Sote Waqt koi Tension Le kar nahi Sona chahiye
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Fir Bhi
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Pata Nahi
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Log apne sath Wife (Patni) ko Lekar kyu sote hain

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Wife : tumne mujhe shadi se pehle qu nhi btaya ki tumhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife hai...
Hussband : mene shadi se phle btaya to tha k me tumhe RANI ki tarah rakhunga.

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Patni : Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Pati : Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga

Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

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Patni ne Pati se poocha - Agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Pati ne javab diya, main advertise dunga ki jahan bhi raho khush raho…

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Wife: Aaj Main TOWEL mein thi aur
Sasur ji aa gaye
Husband : Fir tumne kya kiya??
wife : Jo rozana karti hu,
TOWEL ko khol ke GHUNGHAT BaNa
LIYA,

kuch sanskar mujhme bhi hain na...

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Bhikhari ne Awaaz lagayi - Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai - Biwi ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari - Chumma nahi maanga saale, Roti
to tu bhi de sakta hai...

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Wife - "Mujhe Lagta Hai Aap Ka
"Ankita" Ke Sath Najayaz Sambandh
Hai"
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Husband Hairani Se - "Ye Tum Kaise Keh Sakti Ho" ?
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Wife - "Kal Jab Uske Husband Mujhe Milne Aaye To
Us Ne App Ka Underwear Pehan Rakha Tha"

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Pati Ka Saxx Karne Ka Mood Tha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Market Se Condom Le Aya.. Ghar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha.
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Patni : Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?
Husband : 10 Rupe Ka
Patni : Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main 7th Class Mein Thi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate The

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Pati Gaana Gaa Raha tha - Main Duniya Hila
dunga Teri Chahat main..
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Patni - Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila
nahi pate ho, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge...

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Class Main Bahut Shor Ho Raha Tha, Aur Koi Teacher Bhi Nahi Tha..
Shor Ko Sunte Hue Principal Class Main Aayi Aur Gusse Se Boli
Principal - "Kis Ka Period Chal Raha Hai"
Aur Sharmate Hue 6 Ladkiya Khadi Ho Gayi..

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Patni - Asa lagta hai ki Samne wale ghar main Pati aur patni ke bich Ladai ho rahi hai...
App ek bar jakar dekho na...
Pati - Main 1-2 bar gaya tha... Sayad ye usi ka Natiza hai..

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Wife - Kuch Saal Pahle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki jaisa tha..
Husband - Are wo to Abhi bhi hai..
Wife - sach??
Husband - Pahle Bottle 300ML ki thi aur
Ab
2-Litre ki hai...

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Bimar patni ne apne Pati se kaha
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Patni - Ab main nahi bachungi.. Mar jaaungi...
Pati - Main bhi Mar jaaunga
Patni - Are Mein to Bimaar hoon isleye mar jaungi.. tum kyon marogay..
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Pati - yar Main itni Khushi Bardasht nahi kar paunga isliey

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Ek Din Pati Apni Patni Se Bola
Pati - Darling Kya Program Hai
Patni - Abhi nahi, Munaa So Jaaye Phir Karna Jo Karna Hai.
Pati ne thodi der baad pucha Munna so gaya kya
Patni - Nahin abhi Nahi soya
Pati Ne Phir Thodi Der Baad Poochha So gaya Kya?
Bacchha Ye Sab Sun Raha tha aur achanak se bola
Munna - Jiski Maa CHUUDNEE Wali Ho Use Neend Kaise Aa Sakti Hai.