Husband wife jokes Hindi

patni- janu bag pack kr lo maine lotry mai 10 crore jita hai
pati -darling bag mai winter ka kapde dalu ya summer k?
patni- jo bhi dalna hai dalo,aur dafa ho jao yaha se

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

ek ghar mai pati patni k hasne ki bahut jyada awaz aa rahi thi
sare padosi unki khushhali ka raj janne k liye unk ghar gye.
pati ne padosiyo ko btaya ki bahut assan hai...
hmare yaha meri bivi mujhe belan,chimta phek kr marti hai,
agar mujhe lag jata hai to woh hasti hai nhi to mai hasta hu

Love SMS Shayari in Hindi

Mushkilon se Aapki Mulakat Na Ho,
Udas Baitho Esi koi Baat Na ho….
Dua Hai Ki Mehfilon Se Saje Zindagi Aapki,
Bas Mumein Pukar Lena Agar koi Saath Na Ho

Hindi Birthday Shayari

Har lamha apke hothon pe muskan rahe,
Har ghum se aap anjaan rahen,
Jiske sath mehak uthe aapki zindgi,
Hamsha aapke pass woh insan rahe.
Happy Birthday

Dard Shayari

Gheele kaghaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni
Koi jalata bhi nahi koi bahata bhi nahi
Is kadar akele hain dil ki rahon mei
Koi satata bhi nahi , Koi manata bhi nahi!

Latest Hindi Romantic Shayari

Door jakar bhi hum door jaa na sakenge
Kitna royenge hum bata na sakenge
Gham iska nahi ki aap mil na sakoge
Dard is baat ka hoga ki hum aapko bhula na sakenge!

Funny Sms Shayari on Girlfriend

Zindagi Apni Masti May Jiya Karo;
Ishq Bahut Bura Hai Na Kiya Karo;
Tum Apna Pura Dhyan Career Par Mod Do;
Ishq Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko, Mujh Par Chor Do!

Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De

Sooraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka Saath De;
Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath De;
Pyaar Woh Jo Zindagi Bhar Saath De;
Aur Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De!

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai;
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti;
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai;
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti!

Funny Hindi Sms Shayari

Arz Kiya Hai:
Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
Wah Wah! Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
Zara Apni Wale Ka Number Dena, Suna Hai Ki Hai Baadi Dhassu 

Hindi Funny Shayari

Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Wah Wah!
Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai!

Sad Shayari SMS on Trust in hindi Font : इस कदर उनको भूल जाएँगे

Sad Shayari SMS on Trust in hindi Font :
सोचा था इस कदर उनको भूल जाएँगे,
देखकर भी अनदेखा कर जाएँगे,
पर जब जब सामने आया उनका चेहरा,
सोचा एस बार देखले, अगली बार भूल जाएँगे

हर पल मे खुशी देती है माँ | Hindi Shayari SMS on Mother

हर पल मे खुशी देती है माँ,
अपनी ज़िंदगी से जीवन देती है माँ,
भगवान क्या है!!! माँ की पूजा करो जनाब,
क्यूकी भगवान को भी जनम देती है माँ

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संता भगवान से प्रार्थना कर रहा था।

संता: "भगवान, प्लीज पंजाब को अमेरिका की राजधानी बना दो प्लीज्ज्ज्ज़"

भगवान जी ने ये सुना और हैरान होकर प्रकट हुए और पूछा: "क्यूँ बे?"
संता: "क्यूंकि मैं पेपर में लिख आया हूँ"

Very Sad Shayari In Hindi

Very Sad Shayari In Hindi 
Koi ban ke sajan aa bhi ja iss kadar
Jaan lele magar cheen mat mera ghar
Main tere waste pee bhi lungi jahar
Bas mujhe baksh de mere babul ka ghar

Facebook funny shayari

Facebook Baba Arz Kartay hain..

Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..

Tumne mera post like & share nai kiya ?
Kya baat hai bacha???

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Santa : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Karwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hai?

Santa : Rashan Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

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shayari on bachpan ke din in hindi

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urdu shayri

Bachpan Ke Dukh Bi Kitne Ache The,
Tab To Sirf Khilone Tuta Karte The,

Wo Khushiyan Bi Na Jane Kaise Khushiyan Thi,
Titli Ko Pakad Ke Uchhla Karte The,

Paoon Maar Ke Khud Barish Ke Pani Mae,
Apna Aap Bhigoya Karte The,

Ab To Ek Aansu Bi Rusva Kar Jata Hai,
Bachpan Mein Dil Khol Ke Roya Karte The

Funny Shayari in Hindi

Ek Din Santa Akela Udaas Nadi K
Kinare Baith Kar Usme Patthar
Phek Raha Tha
.
.
.
Tabhi Ek Mendhak Nikla Aur Bola
.
...
.
.
.
Aaja Paani Ke Andar Abhi Teri
Udasi Door Kar Deta Hu Saale
Kaminey Meri Item Ka Sar
Phod Diya!

Dosti – Friendship Shayari

Kafi waqt laga aap tak ane main,
kafi fariyad ki khuda se apko pane main,
kabhi dil tod kar mat jana,
qki hamne umr gujar di aap jaisa dost pane main..!

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Sachii Dosti kaya hai?
D- DASTAK BHI NA DE.
O- OR APNA BANA LE.
S- SARI JINDEGI JO SATH DE.
T- TAKDIR JO SAWAAR DE.
I- ISI RISTYE KO DOSTI KEHTE HAI.

Funny Shayari

Arz Kia Hai:
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Wah Wah
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Bhai Wah Wah
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Zara si tawajja plz
Bhai petrol dalo to gari chalti hai,
Kya irshaad farmaya hai,
Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai
Nahi dalo to nahi chalti hai.

Romantic Shayari

Missed Call To Ek Bahana Hai..
Irada To Aapko Ek Lamha Churana He…
Aap Chahe Humse Baat Karo Ya Na Karo..
Aapki Yadon Mein Humara Ana Jana Hai…!


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Sookhe patton se pyaar kar lenge
Hum to tum par etbaar kar lenge
Tum ye to kaho, tum humare ho sanam
Hum zindagi bhar intezaar kar lenge…!

Bewafa Shayari

Wo bhi ek zamana tha
Jab kisi ka dil mere liye deewana tha

Meri kismat me likhi thi judai uski
Uska rooth jana toh sirf ek bahana tha

Usne mujhe aajmaya bahot hai
Ja-Ja kar maine manaya bhot hai

Sach pucho toh bahot pyara lgta hai wo shaksh
Jisne mujhe rulaya bhot hai

Bewafai toh unka dastoor ho gya
Unki mohabbat me ye dil choor ho gya

Sach pucho toh kasoor unki nahi mera tha, mere dost
Hamne unhe chaha hi itna ki unhe khud par guroor ho gya…!


 

Love SMS Shayari in Hindi

Tumhara dukh hum seh nahi sakte
Bhari mehfil mein kuch keh nahi sakte
Hamare girte hue aansuo ko pad kar dekho
Woh bhi kehte hai ke hum aapke bin reh nahi sakte…!

Bewafa SMS Shayari

Jane kya soch ke lehrein sahil se takrati hain
Aur phir se laut jati hain..
Samaj nahi ata ke woh kinaro se bewafai karti hain
Ya phir laut ke samandar se wafa nibhati hain

Hindi Sad SMS Shayari

Jindagi K Har Lamho Me Unhi Ko Pate Hain,
Bhool Jayein Khud Ko Par Unhe Nahi Bhoolate Hain,
Jane Kya Baat Hai Unme Ae Khuda,
Jitna Bhoolate Hain Wo Utna Yaad Aate Hai !

shayari in hindi

sad shayari in hindi for love

Gulab to t00t kar bikhar jaata hai

Par khusbu hawa me barkarar rehti hai

Jaane wale to chod ke chale jaate hain

Par ehsaas to dilon me barkarar rehte hain !

Ajeeb hunar h mere sath ye shayari ka

Ajeeb hunar h mere sath ye shayari ka, m apni barbadiya likhta hu, log wah-wah karte hai.....

Tarun choudhary Ror
Muzaffarnagar, India

To someone special.

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Tanhai kisi ka intezar nahi karti,

Kismat kabhi bewafai nahi karti,

Unse door hone ka asar hai warna,

Parchai kabhi jism par waar nahi karti

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How to increase internet speed by 20% in Windows XP

 How to increase internet speed by 20% in Windows XP

Windows XP holds 20% of the broadband bandwidth for some purpose like Windows updates and spyware checks etc. We can make use of this locked 20% speed so that the speed of internet will improve.
Here are the steps to do this.

1-First goto Start -> Run and then type 'gpedit.msc' to open the Group policy editor.
2-Now you need to expand the 'Administrative Templates'
3-Now Expand the 'Network' tab.
4-Now you have to click on 'QoS Packet Scheduler'. You can see a screen shot below.

                             Screen shot of Group Policy Editor in Windows XP

Now click on 'Limit Reservable Bandwidth' in the right pane as shown in above screen shot. and select the 'enabled' radio button. See a screen shot below.
Screen shot of limit reservable bandwidth properties window in Windows XP

 Now change the 'Bandwidth limit %' from 20% to 0% as shown in above screen shot.
 Now save the changes and reboot your computer.
 That is all.

How to Convert (Change) your XP service pack sp2 to sp3 without installation

How to Convert (Change) your XP service pack 2 to 3 without installation

Now days most of the softwares and New games don't run on XP Service pack 2 so, here is the superway to change windows XP service pack 2 to service pack 3 without any installationor formating.

If there is a version of windows xp SP2 is installed in your computer system, You do not need to worry to change it. These are the steps to overcome this problem:

 go to start---->Run--> type the word Regedit



1- Your windows Registry Editor will open,


2- Go to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\ CurrentControlSet\ Control\ Windows


3-Than please modify “CSDVersion” from “0×00000200” (SP2) to the Windows XP SP3 value of “0×00000300” and than reboot your system.


Now your Window has been upgraded to SP3 and you will be able to installed various advance softwares.

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Hindi Jokes on Santa Banta

डाक्टर: जब आपको पता था कि छिपकली आपके मुंह में जा रही है तो आप चुप क्यों थे ??

 संता: पहले काकरोच गया था तो मुझे लगा कि छिपकली उसको पकड़ लेगी.

Santa and Banta Jokes in Hindi

Santa 2 Banta:
Ye doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye !

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How to Delete Gmail Account Permanently [Step by Step Guide ]

if you want to delete follow the below steps


   1- First login to your Gmail account and visits this Products tab from your account Settings

   2- Then click the Edit link from your products page


   

3-Then click the "Remove Gmail permanently" link from next page

4-After clicking the above link new window will open and it asks your gmail password again.
5-You have to give any email id this will become the email address with which you sign into your google account after you delete the Gmail account.
6-Then click the REMOVE GMAIL button which is arrow marked above image.
  7-  The gamil team will send you mail with link to confirm login to your email id which given above step then click the link to delete your gmail account permanently.

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two ways to delete your Facebook account. The first is by filling out a form. It’s quick and the method that we’d recommend. The second is to email Facebook but there’s a chance that your email will get backlogged and that whomever managing the email address won’t get to your email right away.


Delete via Facebook form

   1-First you’ll need to click on this link, “Delete Account,” which will direct you to a page that asks you if you’re certain about deleting your Facebook account.
2-Click on the “Delete My Account” button.
3-Fill out the form that pops up. You’ll first need to enter in your password, and then for security reasons type the captcha into the text box.
  4-  Click “Okay.”
   5- This is the most important step, and so important that we’re going to restate this step for you. DO NOT log into your Facebook account for 14 days. This includes logging into any third-party app that you may have logged in with Facebook but forgot to log out of.

Delete via email

If for one reason or another you’d prefer to reach out to Facebook via email, you can send a message to their representative at privacy@facebook.com.

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  1-  Open Google Account management page

Open Google Account management page
https://www.google.com/accounts/ManageAccount

2-Click on the Change password link in the Security section:

3-Enter your current Gmail password or your security question.

4-Click on the Save button to change password in Gmail.

You should see "new password has been saved" message if Gmail password change was successful


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Sad Shayari Sms in hindi for lover

jis ne hamko chaha use ham chah na sake
jiko ham ne chaha usko ham paa na sake
ye samjh lo yaro dil tutne ka khel hai
kisi ka thoda our khud ka bacha na saka

romantic shayari in hindi

Hasin palon ko fir se abaad kar rahe the,
khuda se aapki hi baat kar rahe the,
bada sakun mila jab khuda ne bataya,
 aap bhi hame hi yaad kar rahe the

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Punjabi Shayari

Hussan ki taup ka gola mara, tera kakh na rahe.
Tujh pe gir jaye qutbi tara, tera kakh na rahe,

Banking council waley teri har shay qarqi kar dain,
Charh jaye tujh pe qarzaa bhara, tera kakh na rahe,

Sardi andar neher ke banney, sari raat khalotey,
Tu na aayi, laya laara, tera kakh na rahe,

Dil ki chori ke ilzaam police ka chaapa par jaye,
Pharrya jaye tabbar sara, tera kakh na rahe,

Saari ghazal suna kar bhi nahin saarra dil ka mukya,
Saadda hai bas ikko hi naara, tera kakh na rahe..

betiya shayari -Betiyan sab ke muqaddar mein kahan hoti hain

Betiyan sab ke muqaddar mein kahan hoti hain,
Ghar khudaa ko jo pasand aye wahan hoti hain..

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संता खुदकुशी करने रेलवे फाटक पर  जा रहा था.
उसके हाथ में समोसे भी थे.

उसके दोस्त संता ने पूछ कहा जा रहा है?
संता: यार आत्महत्या करने जा रहा हूं.
दोस्त: तो यह समोसे क्यूं ले जा रहा है?
संता: यार अगर ट्रेन लेट हो गई तो भूख ना मर जाऊं

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मेरे अल्फाज़ों को झूठ ना समझना,
याद आती हो बहुत मिलने की दुआ करना,
जी रहा हूँ तुम्हारा नाम लेकर,
मर जाऊ तो बेवफा ना समझना....

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दिल में धडकन और आँसु धम जाते हैं,
जब कभी हम आपके इस आशियाने में आते हैं,
थाम तो लेते हैं पलकों की कंपकंपाहट दो घडी,
पर इन आँसुओं का क्या करें जो पल में बिखर जाते हैं.. .

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तुमको छुपा रखा हे इन पलकों मे,
पर इनको ये बताना नहीं आया,
सोते हुए भीग जाती हे पलके मेरी,
पलकों को अब तक दर्द छुपाना नहीं आया

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“Who are you to judge the life I live?
I know I'm not perfect
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Best Famous Quotes about Life, Love, Happiness

Best Famous Quotes about Life, Love, Happiness

A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love. ~ Max Muller

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. ~ Aristotle

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. ~  C. S. Lewis

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. ~ George Jean Nathan

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~ Ingrid Bergman

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable. ~ Bruce Lee

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. ~ Mother Teresa

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. ~ Oscar Wilde

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.' ~ Erich Fromm


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