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| Funny Status in English for WhatsApp & Facebook |
We have collected the most funnest & coolest WhatsApp & Facebook status in English for you. Now share funny status with your friends. Post your favorite funny status here and enjoy!
- Some people should just give up at engineering or medical………I have.
- We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
- Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
- I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
- AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
- Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
- God is really creative, I mean...just look at me :P
- My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours
- I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
- Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
- I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
- God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
- Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.
- That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
- If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
- When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
- I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and i’m still at school.
- I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
- Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
- life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
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