Top 25 Funny Dialogues in Bollywood Movies

Top 25 Funny Dialogues in Bollywood Movies

If you’re a Bollywood fan, you would have surely heard most of these one-liners a million times!

1. Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhod do…..

This dialogue has been used by the heroine in every movie which had a scene where the heroine was abducted by bad men

Movie: Aradhana

Star: Sharmila Tagore

2. Itni achi cheez bhagwan ke liye chod doon. Kabhi nahin!

This comes as a reply by the villain Prem Chopra to heroine’s plea – “Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chod do….”

3. Main Tumhare Bacche Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon..

Whenever the heroine was dumped by the hero after a passionate night or the hero had to marry someone else, then the   best way to take the script ahead was to get the heroine pregnant.

4. Bhai tum sign karoge ya nahi…

     Star: Shashi Kapoor

Movie: Deewar

 

5. Kutte Kameene main tera khoon pee jaaoonga

    Star: Dharmendra

6. Ek ek ko chun chun k maaronga

7. Kitne aadmi the..

     Star: Amjad Khan

Movie: Sholay

8. Bhagwan maine aaj tak tumse kuch nhi maanga..

This dialogue is the most melodramatic of all. When the mother/ hero/ heroine had no other option left in the world to save       themselves or their loved ones, they turned to God and blackmailed him with this line! :-D )

9. Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?

When the hero’s mom had lost all hope from her son, she would invariably deliver this dialogue.

10. Itna Sannata Kyun hai Bhai?

11.  Ab inhe dawa ki nahi dua ki zaroorat hai…..

12.  Kyun thak rahe ho..

Movie: Housefull 2

Star: Akshay Kumar

13.   Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti.

14.   Dosti ki hai, nibhani to padegi

        Movie: Maine Pyar Kiya

15.   Tere saamne teri maut khadi hai Kuttay!!

16.   Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain.

          Movie: GOLMAL 3

17.   Jo main bolta hoon woh mein karta hoon, joh mein nahi bolta.. woh main definitely karta hoon!

Movie: Rowdy Rathore

18.   Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat, tum kya jaano Ramesh babu

        Star: Deepika Padukone

Movie: Om Shanti Om

19.   Teen cheezon ko kabhi underestimate mat karna ……. I ME & Myself.

Star: Salman Khan

Movie: Ready

20.   Aap purush hi nahi … mahapurush hai!

        Movie: Andaz Apna Apna

21.   Draupadi teri akele ki nahi hai … hum sab shareholder hain

        Movie: Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron

22.   Hum tumpe itne chhed karenge, ki confuje ho jaooge saas kaha se le aur paade kaha se”

         Star: Salman Khan

Movie: Dabangg

23.   Thappad se darr nhi lagta sahib, pyaar se lagta hai..

24.   Bhabhi hogi teri aur shadi hogi meri

         Movie: Andaz Apna Apna

25.   When you can’t change the girl … change the girl

Movie: Chashme Baddoor
Star: Divyendu Sharma